Girlfrmmars - Girl From Mars

i have been known to yearn

pls if you have a TikTok you have to follow this account

i’m john af rn

okay cool just had to checkkkkk

sentence i found on a grocery store review

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them