“Here’s One For You, Elaine.”

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

ok work

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead

ok so here's the thing

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

The dangers of watching Seinfeld is that every conversation you have afterwards sounds like a conversation they would have on Seinfeld.