They Should Make A George Costanza American Girl Doll

ヒトヤスミなのです

Let's take a little rest

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

i’m john af rn

bangerrrrrrrr

look at this huge picture that was downtown

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again