Yaaaaay, Klaus Headcannons!!!!! 🙈

Yaaaaay, Klaus headcannons!!!!! 🙈

Some fun headcanons for Klaus, Porsha, Nooshy, and (since he’s my favorite) even more about Darius!

Klaus Kickenklober:

Perfectionist Tendencies:

Klaus has an immaculate routine—everything from his diet to his exercise schedule is planned down to the minute. If something disrupts it, he becomes hilariously irritable.

He spends hours perfecting his choreography but will never admit how much effort it takes. He’d rather people think it comes naturally.

Hidden Passion:

Secretly a fan of vintage musicals but acts like they’re “beneath him.”

Loves tea more than coffee, but drinks coffee in public because it feels more "refined."

Unintentionally Funny:

Klaus’s bluntness often makes people laugh, though he never means to be funny. He’ll say something completely serious, and everyone will assume it’s a joke.

He’s bad with modern slang. Nooshy once said “slay,” and he thought she was being literal.

Porsha Crystal

Social Media Queen (obviously):

Porsha has a massive following online and posts daily updates about her outfits, rehearsals, and random thoughts. Her fans adore her chaotic energy.

Unpredictable Talent:

She’s surprisingly good at skateboarding. Nooshy taught her a few tricks, and now she insists on bringing her board everywhere.

Can do makeup perfectly in under five minutes, no mirror required.

Heart of Gold:

Despite her spoiled upbringing, Porsha genuinely cares about her friends and will defend them with her whole heart.

She’s the first to cheer someone up when they’re down, often with wildly over-the-top ideas like throwing a surprise party.

Quirky Interests:

Loves conspiracy theories and has a whole notebook dedicated to researching them. She swears aliens are real.

Collects novelty mugs and insists on drinking her coffee from a different one each day.

Nooshy:

Street Smart:

Knows every shortcut and hidden gem in the city. If you’re lost, Nooshy is your go-to guide.

She’s amazing at bargaining and can talk her way into getting almost anything for free.

Loyal Friend:

She has a protective streak, especially with the younger cast members. If someone messes with them, she’ll show up ready to throw hands.

Hobby Enthusiast:

Has a surprisingly good singing voice but keeps it to herself, claiming it’s “not her thing.”

Even More Darius Headcanons!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🥹🙏

Center of Attention:

If Darius walks into a room and no one notices, he’ll “accidentally” drop something or hum loudly to make sure they do.

He tries to act unfazed when he’s complimented but secretly thrives on the praise.

Artistic Side:

Loves sketching but is terrible at it. He’ll show Louisa (My oc) his attempts, and she’ll have to stifle a laugh while complimenting his "abstract" style.

Writes overly dramatic song lyrics in his downtime, but most of them never see the light of day.

Surprisingly Messy:

His home is the perfect mix of luxury and chaos. Expensive furniture? Yes. Clothes and scripts strewn everywhere? Also yes.

He has an organization system that makes sense only to him, like keeping his socks in the kitchen drawer because it’s “convenient.”

Hilarious Vulnerabilities:

Gets grumpy when people don’t laugh at his jokes, even though they’re sometimes awful.

Dynamic with Louisa:

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He’d be the type to tease Louisa constantly, but the moment someone else does it, he’d shut them down with an intense glare.

If Louisa’s ever upset, he’ll do anything to make her smile, even if it means embarrassing himself.