You Can Survive Almost Anything Through The Right Combination Of:

thinking about how xie lian canonically got put into a "fuck or die" sex pollen situation AND CHOSE DIE.

He wants to know if you’d be his valentine

Opinion on boobs?

you’re all idiotic boobs, just like the last batch of henchmen i ordered. now get back to work

i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

Koki Tsujimoto — Auspicious Phoenix Chicks (mineral pigments on japanese paper mounted on wood panel, 2021)

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

Just started playing Balatro. Yup. There goes my free time.

Why am I so bad?

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i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing