Just Finished Minuet In Hell

this is how i imagine showing doctor who to any of my friends:

*trash can eats a person and burps*

friend: i thought that this show is beautiful and changed you fundamentally as a person?

me: bro i swear it gets better

*skin pancake plays toxic*

they matched freak like no one else in all of history

also like if the cast has been historically great with other guest stars—bonding and commenting on social media and this ONE person doesn’t get treated the same, maybe it says more on the ONE person than the entire cast? like idk maybe just something to think about

*guy who has never been into anything else voice* really been getting into doctor who lately

all of you 'what if ruby's the doctor's daughter' 'what if ruby's river's daughter' 'what if ruby's susan's daughter' theorists are thinking too small. what if ruby's the doctor's mum

s10 rly had it….the lesbians…the found family dynamics..the gender fuckery…..the capitalist critique….rivals playing piano about to fuck….the pope

"if hannibal and house met hannibal would eat him for being rude" if hannibal and house met house would clock him as a cannibal in like 2 seconds and then they would have an insufferably pretentious lengthy conversation about god and if he's real and terrible

Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:

Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?

Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....

The music:

the master is such a dramatic bitch in the tv movie. oh let me gaslight this teenager into thinking my body has been stolen by this guy he thought was dead. lets pretend to be a paramedic and steal an ambulance. put the lights and sirens on too, that’s fun. “you’re sick, bruce” “thank you :3”. make sure before your plan is executed, you have time to change into a cunty outfit. “i always dress for the occasion :)” okay master. also he spent a quarter of the movie as a goo snake that looked… questionable. no, that is not explained