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No Compromise - No Apology"

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Historians Would Call Them Best Friends, by me

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

I would intentionally and ferociously forsake every single known deity just to see his eyelashes glow in the sunlight, do you know that? But fuck, do I also want to gag on him, too

gay😔irl

What's your jacking off technique

Recently I’ve been seeing a lot of people going: “My mime keeps fighting with my other clowns!” And it’s like ???? YEAH NO SHIT??

I can’t believe I actually have to say this in 2023 but

Mimes are NOT social breeds!

Like, you can’t seriously expect a mime to share the same tent as a rodeo or a jester without any consequence? Unless they are raised together, your mime is just going to perceive the other clowns as a threat.

Prolonged exposure to close contact with another breed is damaging to your mime’s mental health. It’s not okay. Look after your fucking mime.