Nobody ever puts nice little pretty bracelets with charms or any cute stickers on their penis there’s so much potential if you have a penis and I feel like it’s being wasted
no met gala look will ever top cee lo greens powerful sorcerers garb from the grammys that one time
If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream
Yoshitsune with Benkei beset by the ghost of the Taira Clan, from the series Biography of Yoshitsune by Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1853)
bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.
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pubby dinner ☝️
when u cyberbully me. this is who u hurt
Jude Duarte canonically watching Yuri On Ice at the end of The Wicked King is something people don’t talk about nearly enough