If You Think The Posts I Make Are Bad You Should See The Thoughts I Am Thinking. In My Mind

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

This meme's ruining my fucking life

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

SO THEY LAUGH AT MY BONER WILL THEY? i’ll show them how many boners the joker can make!!!

i lead a simple life. i see a traumatized fictional man and i want to call him babygirl