Nerdy Lil Pidge Headcanons

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

"Oooooh, she's cute!" "Lance I'm pretty sure that's a guy."

-Pidge at some point, probably

shiro: so keith, what does your ideal bf look like?

keith, imagining lances pretty tan skin, cinnamon colored freckles, soft, wind tousled hair, and infectious smile: mothman

DON’T DO QUINTESSENCE KIDS

goodbye sleep

I'm so in love with Pidge like she's my fave ❤️❤️❤️ So can I get some Pidge girlfriend headcanons? Like is that a thing you do?

oh my god yes you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this

•OKAY so Pidge gets super flustered around girls•so when she’s crushing it’s so easy to figure out •she gets all blushy and stutters constantly and there is a 126% chance of her breaking something/falling on her butt •of course the moment the team finds out she likes someone they all flip out cause “oh my god! lil sis has a crush! the tiny child is in love!!!!”•Lance would be so excited to give her flirting tips but Pidge would just. nope. no thanks. i got it. please stop. please. •Lance: “...no but then you gotta kick your leg out and give her the rose and-”•Pidge: “I’d rather take my chances, thanks.”•she’s actually lowkey jealous of Lance’s confidence around girls•she just wishes she was able to socialize and flirt as easily as him •but honestly her nervous clumsy flirting is the cutest thing ever•"did you... uh, fall from heaven cause... *looks at smudged writing on hand* you're TennessefUCK" •she’s the kind of gf who will argue with you for hours about who’s cuter (she’s 100% sure it’s you)•and really dumb stuff like who can balance a spoon on their nose for longer or scream louder•I know she acts all tough and badass (and she is!!!) but oh my god even handholding gets her blushing all over the place•anD KISSES. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. •the first time you kissed she almost forgot to breathe and nearly passed out •please take care of this sweet child she needs help •and cuddles•CUDDLE THIS BB FOREVER •cause although she pretends otherwise, she loves and desperately needs this kind of thing •some days after a hard battle she’ll just peel off her armor and collapse right into your arms•god you have no idea how much she loves that •and speaking of love•when she says that she loves you for the first time, you know you’re in it for the long run•she’s always nervous to take big steps in your relationship, so something like that is incredibly special •seriously, never take her love for granted, she is spicy but sensitive and the sweetest, funniest, best girlfriend in the entire universe 💚

VOLTRON S4 IS OUT AND I AM SO READY

Lance: is anyone else scared?

Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.

Thank you so much for this!! I feel like not enough people know about or respect Jewish holidays.

Just a note: if someone around you is fasting during Yom Kippur, please don't ask them why or question their decision. It's incredibly disrespectful and very annoying. L'Shana Tova!

Since we have some Jewish holidays coming up, let’s talk about how to interact with them

On this thursday is Rosh Hashanna:

- this is the jewish new year, we are entering the year 5778. It comemorates when adam and eve were created.

- If you see someone jewish, or have jewish friends and family, say “L’Shana Tova (Le-Sha-Nah-Toe-Vah). It’s a greeting and a wish for a happy new year!

- We dip apples in honey to remind us of the sweetness of life and to bring sweetness into ourselves for a new year

-We eat a circular challah to symbolize the cycles of time, the challah often has raisins in it to add extra sweetness

-This is a happy holiday, full of joy

Beginning on Friday, September 30th is Yom Kippur:

- This is the jewish day of atonement, when we think about our wrongdoings of the past year and think about how we can commit to doing better in the next year.

- Many Jewish people fast, abstaining from food and water from sundown to sundown. The fast is roughly 25 hours. HOWEVER, if you need to eat, you may. There are lots of reasons that people may not fast, like recovering from an eating disorder, a medical condition like diabetes, or having to take medication with food. The elderly, children, and pregnant people should not fast.

- This is a solemn holiday, many people spend all day in synagogue in deep prayer. 

- On Yom Kippur, wish someone a peaceful or meaningful fast. Some people may take offense to the concept of having an “easy” or “enjoyable” fast because Yom Kippur is not about ease or comfort. 

- There is a breaking of the fast at sundown, this is usually a joyous event

Together, these make up the High Holy Days, the most important week in Judaism. 

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