Reeve: I Will Ruin Your Happiness, No Matter What!

yoongi: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

yoongi: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.

Fin: Guys, I think it’s time I tell everyone that…I’m bisexual. I just hope everyone is okay with it.

Squad 312: That’s fine-

Fin: Haha just kidding I don’t care what you fuckers think.

Finnian - AN ICON

Finn is just the embodiment of gen z culture. Too bisexual to function. A literal sarcastic fuckin mess. A bit too self-destructive to be safe, self-deprecating humour that makes others wince. Uses humour as a defense mechanism to cope with life. Is scared of being alone but won’t admit it. Finnian is bitches, bitches is me. I am Finnian

Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?

Yoongi: Water.

Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Yoongi: It's... imported water.

Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Yoongi: ...Russia

Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??

Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.

“im trying to be efficient” is still Baz’s funniest most underrated line

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

monbebe: im cold

carat: here, take my jacket!

army: hey, im cold too

exol: well damn army, i cant control the weather.

“Why did you recommend that book?! Now I’m obsessed!”

Me:

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Happy birthday Bakugou!

(Kiri was born in an egg and doesn’t really know how humans work)

i’m in the mood to draw some underworld kids 👻👻👻