The Only Theft Worthy Of A Prison Sentence Is Stealing Somebody's Fries

rose tinted glasses are so last century

it's honey tinted now

you ever had the strange and unexplainable impulse urge to paint your lips with nail polish?

hi this is how I imagine this scene, thank u haley for giving your vampires functional tear ducts

anyways read unconditionally and irrevocably by @sokkadyke

i have a strong urge to impulse buy a bunch of candles right now so i can sit in a dark room, surrounded by a bunch of candles, i don't know why

I recently started reading hooky on webtoon!

I'm not very far in and I have been reading for hours, haha!

It's such a fun story and it's written so well, in my opinion!

Bastille could do radioactive but imagine dragons couldn't do pompeii

this whole concept is fucking amazing and i absolutely love it

my ideal dream smp modern au is one where Tommy is the protagonist and the narrative acts like he’s the most important one but everyone else is CLEARLY more interesting and are constantly getting up to other stuff, but Tommy’s super oblivious

like it’s just tommy walking around doing the most boring stuff (going to school, doing his homework) and talking about everyone like theyre incredibly normal while they have poorly disguised secrets. Wilbur is a mermaid. technoblade is a magical girl. tubbo works as a mad scientist for the CIA. dream is fighting supernatural creatures at night. gnf is a Hannah Montana esque popstar. ranboo isn’t sure what he’s doing, but he’s definitely doing something.

and then they come hang out with Tommy and he’s like ‘Wilbur the most interesting thing about you is the fact that you can sing’ and then wilbur, who’s been a literal fish all day is like ‘yup that sounds right’

none of them can figure out if actually he knows or not. there’s a betting pool going on whether not he’s pretending in order to give them some semblance of normalcy. he isn’t, he just hasn’t noticed that somethings up

i got two notifs

they were me

MAGNA HAS WORDS OF WISDOM TO SHARE SO LISTEN TO HIM!!!! Staying strong is HARD man so if just drinking a cup of water takes every ounce of your energy then you better congratulate yourself seriously for doing so!!! Fight for yourselves and you’ll be able to overcome anything!! 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥 Commission/gift from @//baptismbyluck & I to @//baptismbymagna (instagram) 💖💖💖💖