My Theory For How Pokemon Z - A Will Start.

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

More ocs

What’s your OC’s birthday? Do they know it? How do they celebrate? If they don’t know it, what’s the reason?

Daily reminder that crosshair sleeps a lot and probably lets the alarm go off three times before he actually gets up 👁️👁️

Hunter kicks him in the first (classic sib) and crosshair actually snores in the second 😭

I had the brilliant idea to draw the Submas twins as the twins from The Shining.

“Battle us, trainer.”

“Yes, battle us.”

“Battle us forever.”

Pokevillains as things I’ve said this past week

Giovanni: “What am I? A straight person that can drive?”

Maxie: “If you don’t smell the dirt every morning, then you can’t talk to me.”

Archie: “Water…life in its purest form…” *drinks and proceeds to cough and choke*

Cyrus: “Don’t give me that, you bowl of stale cornflakes, no amount of refreshing walks and peppermint tea is gonna cure crying myself to sleep.”

N: *about dogs, crying a little bit* “WE SURE AS HECK DON’T DESERVE THEM, BUT GOSH DARN IT IF WE CAN’T TRY DO THE BEST WE CAN!!”

Ghetsis: “You know, if I have kids, I’m not going to let them believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny. Better to be disappointed now rather than later.”

Colress: “Have you tried turning it off and on again? No? Well maybe it will fix it, but what do I know, I only spend all my time using technology.”

Lysandre: “You’re going to look me in the eyes and expect me to have this steak without the fancy china? What are we, peasants who use plastic forks?”

Guzma: “Just when I squat, my power is increased by 20%. Once I reach 420%, you’re done for.”

Faba: *is asked to mop the floor* “Um??? What the fuck????”

Lusamine: “I’m a gentle soul, and I think everyone deserves a second chance. Except Jariah from 7th grade, he can go fuck himself.”

THIS EPISODE WAS BONKERS. Plan 88.. “You have to hide, they’re after-“ HE WASNT TRYING TO ESCAPE, HE WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM, AND PROTECT OMEGA. ITS LIKE DAD MODE ACTIVATED IN HIM. This man would rather die protecting them, and Omega, than give them up. He cares so much about them still. Also, hey Empire, LEAVE OUR HUSBAND ALONE YOU SICKOS.

um … compilation