I Drew Archie

Pokevillains as things I’ve said this past week

Giovanni: “What am I? A straight person that can drive?”

Maxie: “If you don’t smell the dirt every morning, then you can’t talk to me.”

Archie: “Water…life in its purest form…” *drinks and proceeds to cough and choke*

Cyrus: “Don’t give me that, you bowl of stale cornflakes, no amount of refreshing walks and peppermint tea is gonna cure crying myself to sleep.”

N: *about dogs, crying a little bit* “WE SURE AS HECK DON’T DESERVE THEM, BUT GOSH DARN IT IF WE CAN’T TRY DO THE BEST WE CAN!!”

Ghetsis: “You know, if I have kids, I’m not going to let them believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny. Better to be disappointed now rather than later.”

Colress: “Have you tried turning it off and on again? No? Well maybe it will fix it, but what do I know, I only spend all my time using technology.”

Lysandre: “You’re going to look me in the eyes and expect me to have this steak without the fancy china? What are we, peasants who use plastic forks?”

Guzma: “Just when I squat, my power is increased by 20%. Once I reach 420%, you’re done for.”

Faba: *is asked to mop the floor* “Um??? What the fuck????”

Lusamine: “I’m a gentle soul, and I think everyone deserves a second chance. Except Jariah from 7th grade, he can go fuck himself.”

Should have brought donuts

Imagine OC1, OC2, and OC3 trying to contact OC4 through a ouija board and instead contact OC5.

So this is what happened right. Like that’s what we all saw, yeah?

I want to take a second of your time to make all of you realize that this man

is one year older than this man

Thank you and goodbye

In which Palpatine gets a taste of what Rex and Cody’s lives have been like for years

I know they’re in different eras/time periods, but could you imagine if they weren’t?

Based off this (x)

i've seen this before⚫⚪

👏 Clones 👏 are 👏 not 👏 expendable 👏