Reblog If You Think Asexuality Is A Legitimate Sexuality.

so uh will you b my moot? :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

I think i should post more

so, what should i post about?

*weirdness wave* Hehehehe! I'm here now! To throw glitter everywhere!

hehe hi :) thank you for saying hi :3

i am a human that uses em-dashes

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

please be aware

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

you know what time it is- quoting all the stupid shit my friends have said

prank day edition -

'THEY MOVED MR. (INSERT NAME HERE)'S DESK INTO THE HALLWAY'

'god ive been here for half an hour and the cockroaches get me everytime'

'THEY DREW A PENIS'

How long have you been on tumblr and what has kept you here?

uh since 2023 and because people are cool

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

saw that you wanted asks

whats your favorite color?

if uou could be an aniaml what would you choose to be?

superpowe rthat you would want?

red, purple or black.

uhhhh axolotl or cat

invisability, cause then my teachers would have an excuse for forgeting i exist and not markeing me down during attendance