You're Telling Me People DONT Like When Their Cat Is Talkative?? You Don't Like Meow Meow?? Mrrp? Mmrp?

Ngl I still check in on this show to see what the gay community in my backyard is up to and since I started watching it like 13 years ago to see how it's changed and this is an extreme outfit for any judge to wear on this show even for the mass amounts of TIMs it features now that RuPaul has changed his mind about them. I gasped out loud for this one lol

So few lesbians are ever featured on the show despite drag kings also existing for just as long as queens and homosexuals crossdressing in general and theyre never even remotely able to achieve RuPaul levels of fame and this is what this weird bisexual cracker does... so glad I never gave her music a bother

Arguably the most famous drag king I'm aware of is the seemingly normie GNC and Latina Landon Cider from Dragula but I'd be surprised if a lot of women let alone lesbians knew who she was, saw her host at a club in person once and charisma and attractiveness and insane art skills alone she's way more qualified to judge this kind of thing but misogyny stays illogical even in the alphabet soup pronoun community as we're now known

she's such a simp for misogynistic kweers she's pioneering a whole new genre of pick-me-ism.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:

-suffering -the pain of living

Capitalist countries: *Invade and colonize the entire globe,take possession of the resources in Africa, South America and the Middle East*

A few countries: *Get independence* “We want to be socialist now.”

Capitalists: “That’s why you’re poor! Not because I stole all your resources, but because you want to switch to socialism! Now I’m going to embargo your countries and destabilize your governments to prove how wrong socialism is and how it doesn’t work!”