So Many People Do Not Understand The Relationship Between Climate Change And Cold Weather.

This has nothing to do with the Marauders fandom, but look at my cat, she has a mustache

On the other hand, I finished my crazy jegulus wedding with infidelity jily/bartylus fanfic and I'll probably will be posting it tonight

Feliz navidad!

Hard Feelings (2023) dir. Granz Henman

Yes I'm the party healer, yeah they all use me as a Fleshlight, no none of them ever ask permission and yes I am the prettiest prince in town any more questio- h....hay I'm talking to someone he-eeEereeahhh

Harlan Briggs Masterlist

• Flames Come Alive (smut)

• Never Stop Me (none)

The Crows watching Horror Films

Kaz:

Loves horror movies

Is basically the perfect horror film watcher

Watches intently

Never jumps at the jump-scares, the most you'll get out of him is a startled 'oh'

Always guesses who the mystery killer is

Always guesses it correctly

Loves slasher films

Inej:

Not a big fan of most horror films

Likes the final girl trope

Prefers sci-fi horror to anything else

Will rant about the pseudo-sadist, purity-obsessed horror films and why they can be better to anyone who'll listen

Won't go out of her way to watch a horror but will make an effort if A) Kaz wants to or B) It's made by a diverse minority of some kind

Jesper:

Hates horror films

Watches them because Kaz and Wylan like them

Loves watching them with Wylan because it gives him an excuse to cuddle up to his boyfriend

"are you scared?" "no" (literally shaking in his seat)

Is that one guy who screams at the screen like a goat

"I wish Milo was here, I wish Milo was here, I WISH MILO WAS HERE, I WISH MILOOOOOOOO-"

"ThAt'S nOt WhErE bLoOd Is MeAnT tO bEeEeEEEEEEE-"

"Wy, hold me, I'm scared" "The film hasn't even started yet-"

Jumps at every jump scare. Every. Single. One.

Wylan:

Likes horror films, especially ghost ones

Finds them cathartic

Has long conversations about themes and analysing horror with Inej and Matthias

Has seen all the classics

Likes gothic horror films

Is the only one who'll put up with Jesper's antics

Can't watch slashers - too violent

If he gets scared, he'll cover his ears and scream in short bursts until he isn't scared anymore

Matthias:

Is that one guy who'll analyse the film while watching it

Points out how scientifically incorrect all the kills are

Has very specific catagories for what counts as a horror film

Loves cult films, especially the Wicker Man

Can't watch haunting films, hates them so, so much

Nina:

Doesn't like horror films

Makes fun of Jesper for being so scared but then screams just as loud as him

Yells and swears at the characters for being so stupid

Ended up practically glued to Matthias' lap, if she didn't start out that way

"NO ONE would be that stupid to actually do [X]"

Quotes Scream at every given opportunity

(whenever someone on screen has sex) "Ooooooooh, you gonna diiiiie"

Kuwei:

Laughs at the jumpscares

Not even like a nervous laugh, plain out, hilarious laughter

Knows everything about how the films were made

Loves horror, possibly even more than Kaz

"Jes, are you scared? You can hold my hand if you want"

Has to sit a safe distance away from Wylan at all times to avoid being murdered

Explains how they did that stunt on screen as the stunt is happening (but will shut up if asked nicely)

Really likes body horror

Bad influence!!!

Merlin: So, how are we doing this?

Arthur: You come to our house for the weekend

Morgana: introduce yourself as my boyfriend

Gwen: then we all have dinner with Uther

Morgana: who will insist that you spend the nights in Arthur’s bedroom so you wouldn’t have a chance to do ‘naughty stuff’ with me

Arthur: not realising that you are actually my boyfriend and we can do ‘naughty stuff’

Merlin: that actually works?

Gwen: Oh, for sure. He thinks that I’m dating Arthur for two years now

Morgana: and always makes us girls share a room, not realising that we are actually together.

Merlin: That’s twisted on so many levels.

Arthur: So, what do you say?

Merlin: To go behind the back of a homophobe asshole and screw his son in his own house? Absolutely.

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