I’m The Person They Hire To Add Idiotic Music To Cute Animal Videos

Ok, just had our second session and notes:

One of them figured out they were trapped in Ground Hog day (it was our teacher). I introduced Xenk’s husband and daughter (Obviously it was Edgin and Kira). They finally realised that Snail (creepy dude), was apart of a cult. AND ELL’BEROS MADE 20 TACOS IN 5 MINUTES. and way more shit.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

Dick: Oh now we got jokes do we?

Commission Info / Kofi

#RIP Penelope Featherington you would’ve loved Regina George

So, I know we all remember that ICONIC scene of Queen Charlotte talking to her children in 1x01 (I think), well, my school nurse had to give a sex assembly to the grade 11s and the way she started it off was saying; "alright, I would like to start with a little exercise, virgins to the right of my, everyone else to the left of me." everyone burst out laughing.

Francesca: I just want some peace and quiet. And music.

John: I'll share that peace and quiet with you. By the way, here's an altered composition of the song you heard the other day and critiqued.

Me, who's read the book: Oh, no! They're going to break my heart!

That specific shot of shadow gliding on the water does irreparable things to my brain chemistry, what if I said I was insane

girl you've been running through my mind all day

Reblog if a fanfic has ever made you cry

In honour of Muppets vision 3D/the Muppets area closing, here are some pics from my trip there yesterday. (I was in the waiting room looking at muppet Jim when I found out the news).

So true, if it isn't like Show! Benedict then it won't sit right.

I’m sorry, but if at the end of Bridgerton S3 doesn’t have Pen and Colin hosting a masquerade ball and Benedict dancing with a woman in silver and her running away at the end of the episode and her butler/maid friend asks her; “Everything alright, Miss Beckett?” and then the episode cuts to black. I. Will. Riot.