Gaylordlady - ✨My Gay Ass✨

The first Asexual must’ve really fucking loved plants.

Francesca: I just want some peace and quiet. And music.

John: I'll share that peace and quiet with you. By the way, here's an altered composition of the song you heard the other day and critiqued.

Me, who's read the book: Oh, no! They're going to break my heart!

au where "chat noir" is adrien's drag queen persona and "ladybug" is marinette's online shop handle where she does commissions. ladybug makes chat noir's dresses and costumes and they chat a lot in DMs outside of that. they dont know each other's identities but ladybug often goes to see chat noir's performances and makes/hands out pride stuff for the club.

meanwhile adrienette are dating and performing cisheteronormativity so well that they have no clue that they are, in fact, both queer and entrenched in the community

It’s incredibly important to me that the anime decided to include this scene that wasn’t in the manga. In the manga, Maomao does pass out in Jinshi’s lap after saving him from what was obviously an assassination attempt.

HOWEVER, the manga cuts off at this point, keeping strictly in Maomao’s perspective, and cuts straight to when she regains consciousness in bed after being treated for her injuries. The manga doesn’t show how she got back. They SAY how, and she briefly mentions, “wow that must have been embarrassing; he carried me back,” but we don’t SEE it. We don’t get to feel the true impact of what that means. But the anime DID show us, and holy shit.

They SHOW us how taboo this is. They show Jinshi carrying her out of the temple, after a public attempt on his life.

They show us the shock and horror on Lakan’s face as Jinshi silently walks past him. Horror at the state his daughter is in, horror at another man—a man with a status he could never dare to question—staking such a public claim over his child, horror at the fact that he could never have this level of closeness with her (as Maomao would never allow it).

Everyone hides their gazes, as is their custom when someone of his rank passes by, but the air is different this time. Jinshi is furious, he’s terrified, and he could not give a single shit about how inappropriate it looks to these palace officials.

The shot that slowly follows her trail of blood—even though it’s a small detail—that in particular leaves such a intense impression of how poignant this is for him.

Maomao talked about this scene in the manga like it was nothing to her. She did what she set out to do: she saved the person who was targeted by the attack. She didn’t even know the target would be someone she knew. But she has no idea that this happened afterwards as a result of her bravery. To her, it likely wasn’t even an act of bravery at all. She acted on impulse; she did what she knew was the right thing to do.

The anime didn’t need to include this, because the manga didn’t show it. But damn, I’m so glad they did.

Is Shadow fast because he’s emo?

or is he emo because he’s fast????

Fellas is it gæ to staring loingly at your best friends (who you’ve had a crush on for years) titties? and just can’t stop so every photo of the two of you is just you staring at her titties???????????????????????

Oh to be a little tumblr post making it into other websites, stealing all of their data and robbing them of their originality.

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

OH MY GOD OH MY GO OOD SNACK BA R

HOW COULD YOU DISLIKE TOM AND MADDIE HOW COULD YOUUUU??

TOM IS SO COMMITTED TO THE DONUT LORD THING, THAT IS SONICS DAAAAD

THESE ARE HIS PARENTS SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

In honour of Muppets vision 3D/the Muppets area closing, here are some pics from my trip there yesterday. (I was in the waiting room looking at muppet Jim when I found out the news).