Just Embarrassed Myself So Fucking Bad.

i will make the tastiest treat the day my brain stops being rude to me

i think its just scared that people will make fun of us but i cant blame it very much

me when i see one of those ‘hopecore’ slideshows on tiktok and i cry and i get the strongest urge to paint and be nice AND THEN MY BRAIN TELLS ME ITS FUCKIJG STUPID AND DUMB????? let me have nice things i just want to make a pretty picture and sit outside and run around okay

why is your hair like that? oh because youre a whore and a slut? yeah exactly. why is your shirt not done? oh because youre a whore and a slut? yeah exactly. why are you a vampire? oh because youre a whore and a slut? yeah exactly.

i keep getting followed, getting excited then realising theyre bot accounts :(

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FOR REALLLL!!! IVE SEEN TOOO MANY PEOPLE SAY ITS ALL AZIRAPHALE'S FAULT, WHEN THEY BOTH NEVER TALKED!!! i think its because theyve literally never had anybody else, its ALWAYS been them together. theyre both JUST beginning to learn the true nature of their relationship!!!!!!! wasnt EVERYBODY'S first relationship confusing and worrying and had moments we regret? theyre both STRUGGLING and its ok because in s3 theyre gonna be happy and live together and be silly together forever WHILE THEYRE LEARNING HOW A RELATIONSHIP WORKS AND MAKING MISTAKES AND LEARNING AND ALL THAT STUFF...

Good Omens Season 2 spoilers ahead, obviously.

So I, like all us fans, was screaming-crying-throwing hands at the Last Ten Minutes of Episode Six, shouting that Aziraphale better be already preparing that apology dance, the bastard.

But when I calmed down a bit, I realised the person I was actually mad at — was Crowley.

It's no wonder that it was he, and not Aziraphale, who got the talk about not communicating enough. Because it was he who wanted something else out of their relationship and never said a word.

To Aziraphale, they were already an "us" after Armageddidnt. He was with Crowley, not hiding from Heaven or Hell, calling the Bentley "our car", casually touching him etc. I don't think he even thought about more physical relationship, and, apart from that, they really were an item from his point of view.

And he never stopped being an angel and wanting to do good. He totally wouldn't go back to Heaven and betray Crowley, but that's not what he was offered! He was manipulated into thinking that he was going to be in a position of power, able to actually make a difference, and with Crowley by his side.

And the Second Coming? Aziraphale only learned that it was what Heaven was planning when he took that elevator. But Crowley? Crowley knew. And never bothered to tell his angel. And now Aziraphale is going to face the music alone.

So... yeah. If you wanted kisses and holding hands, if what you had was not enough for you, then maybe you should have said something sooner, Crowley.

Not withholding the important information or acting like you were betrayed by Aziraphale just being himself.

I wish them a happy ending, I do. I love them both. I just don't think it's only Aziraphale who has to learn something out of all this.

johhnie SPIN

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me when i see one of those ‘hopecore’ slideshows on tiktok and i cry and i get the strongest urge to paint and be nice AND THEN MY BRAIN TELLS ME ITS FUCKIJG STUPID AND DUMB????? let me have nice things i just want to make a pretty picture and sit outside and run around okay

i use this ALLLLLLL THE TIME its so good

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