Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!
Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse
Man: ...What..😨
Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud
Man: Okay... Have a nice day...
Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*
My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw
shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak
no funerals
“you can’t just summon an entire fandom by two words.”
no mourners…
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
my turtle goes trick-r-treating
21, they/them. This will be month of nothing or spams of a special interest of mine
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