A Women: *Is Good At Boxing*

Coming into work today and my coworkers are celebrating Trump's win, I can't fucking do this

Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!

Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse

Man: ...What..😨

Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud

Man: Okay... Have a nice day...

Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*

My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

Odysseus, Polites and Eurylochus share one braincell and Polites took it with him to the underworld when he died

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation