McDonald's Hash Brown

ok anyways. post this beast

it's time

Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!

Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse

Man: ...What..😨

Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud

Man: Okay... Have a nice day...

Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*

My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw

no funerals

“you can’t just summon an entire fandom by two words.”

no mourners…

Jan Van Eck: You’re not half as clever as you think you are

Kaz: Still makes me more clever than you

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

I feel called out!

King