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Your (second) daily Mario gif.

“It’s your Uber, I’m here”

“OH MY GOD”

A 1996 promotional booklet for Super Mario RPG from the Japanese VJump magazine contained a series of recaps of the game's plot in "Western comic" form, whereby every speech bubble was written in English with both a pronunciation guide above the words and a translation underneath.

Some dialogue seen in the comic is not based on anything seen in the game, such as Mario saying "OH, MY GOD!"

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

Markup, my beloved

"This only happens to Luigi" is the sentence to summarise the entire Mushroom Kingdom canon

These posts are cousins to me.

Reminder.

assorted fave Luigi’s Mansion “check” quotes, loosely arranged by category

Autobiography and Family

Gosh, I am just so finicky when it comes to hats… (Hat racks)

Now honestly, when it comes to hats, they really must be hand washed. There’s simply no substitute. I know my brother likes to put his through the washing machine, but that just seems careless to me… (Washing machine)

Personally, I’ve always liked the bottom bunk a bit better… (Bunkbed)

My brother might be able to lift this… (Free weights)

Conscientiousness and Caution

So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test! (Various)

Now that I look at it–it’s full of moth holes! Yecch! (Various)

Oh, what’s this?! Just how I like it… nice and clean! (Various)

Oh, I just can’t stand the sight of broken things! (Window in Lydia’s room)

I wish I had time to straighten this mess up a bit… (Desk in twins’ room)

One really shouldn’t open this kind of thing without asking… (Various wardrobes, chests, &c.)

Didn’t anyone ever tell those ghosts not to waste water? (Fountains)

How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won’t stand for it!!  (Leopard-skin rugs)

I don’t care much for pointy objects… (Sword wall decoration, dartboards [including children’s dartboard])

W-What’s this…? Eeek! Oh… It’s just a chair. (Various chairs)

Esoteric Interests and Wild Tangents

If you look closely, you can tell it’s really just a photograph! (Various ‘paintings’)

Hey, it’s flower season, isn’t it? I almost forgot!  (Flower in vase)

What a lovely crystal ball! You know, these give off such a beautiful glow when light shines on them… I wonder if my flashlight would work…  (Crystal ball)

Looks like a fun place to make shadow puppets…  (Movie projector)

Wouldn’t it be nice if I could raise carrier pigeons here?  (Birdhouse)

Aesthetics

Candlelight makes any ordinary room simply beautiful…  (Candles)

For some reason, this makes me feel profound sadness… (Braziers)

What’s this?!  Looks fancy! (Various)

Mmmmm, very elegant… (Various)

I could just gaze at one of these for hours… (Various items of furniture)

Oh, wow… I’ve always wanted one of these!  (Various, incl. toy train, ceiling fan, pool table)

Fabulous!  (Various, incl. suit of armor, mystical flaming stone pillars, potted plant)

After seeing Luigi's attempt to fib under interrogation in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, I was convinced Luigi couldn't lie to save his life.

Then Brothership happened, in which Luigi...

Tore off his disguise in the middle of a crowd of enemies two separate times when he got overexcited about soda.

Loudly proclaimed "yes!" when it was suggested he might be a spy in a spy side-quest.

In the same side-quest, nearly thwarted his ally's ruse by "correcting him."

Clearly, pretending to be someone he's not causes Luigi's mind to short circuit... UNLESS he's dressed as Princess Peach, in which case his performance is flawless.

Thus I have been brought to this logical conclusion:

Luigi's a great liar, but only if he's wearing drag.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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