Gatoscabreaos - El Hábitat Del Boniato Salvaje

No se puede definir mejor

This looks like a good moment to point out that there is an actual song in Spanish listing all the ways you can name a penis.

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

that is one hell of a plot twist

There was a moment there where I thought he was making a giant penis. And there was a moment there where I was disappointed that he wasn't.

Chocolaris

m1=59.2 m2=98.0 m3=112.5 (solar masses) v1x=4.095 v1y=4.295 v2x=2.405 v2y=4.056 v3x=-6.031 v3y=3.065 (km/s) x1=4.0 y1=-12.0 x2=22.0 y2=-24.0 x3=15.0 y3=10.0 (AU from center) Music: Prelude in E Minor – Chopin

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)