El Abecedario Por Fin Bien Explicado

Cool, but these videos are always better with some bloopers from the 23812581254*10¹³²³ they got it wrong and an italian guy yelling CAZZO

Coñe mola

There was a moment there where I thought he was making a giant penis. And there was a moment there where I was disappointed that he wasn't.

Chocolaris

"Hija, te quiero, pero menos de lo que odio a la vecina."

Ya comenzaron a hablar.

Let's not forget that you may wake up tomorrow and feel like the right picture about the left project that you were positively obsessed with mere hours ago

So then when they are alarmed, bees... go bananas?

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

En los comentarios de esta mierda hay gente preguntando si Barcelona "es un lugar seguro para que lo visiten los ciudadanos americanos". Y me jode mucho. O sea, ya no es por que haya yanquis subhumanos ignorantes preguntándose si los países fuera del suyo son lodazales terroristas o algo así, sino porque a estas alturas deberíamos estar los demás preguntándonos si los putos Estados Unidos, con su puto deporte nacional de mierda éste del tiro al alumno, son seguros para que los visite un ciudadano de un país civilizado de verdad.

// There are comments in this thread asking if Barcelona "Is a safe place for an US citizen to visit" and it pisses me off really hard. It's not that there are some ignorant subhuman yanks *actually* asking if any country outside of theirs is a terrorist hellhole or something, but the fact that at this point in time WE should be asking if the US, with its beloved kid shooting national sport, is a safe country for actual first world people to visit.

I don’t believe in death

Cuando se te aparece Dios, la virgen y toda la corte celestial.

LEGO - Rubber Duck