Nobody Has Made Me Feel Safer Or More Respected Than The Filthy Perverted Freaks I Was Warned About.

Star trek used to be so fucking sweaty, they don't do it like they used to anymore, everything is so dry now.

I'll give her this one

Something something big embarrassing crush on Jadzia Dax as evidence that Julian has always been into older men something something

oh i hear ya, i’ve sewn professionally, I know about these guys. but see that’s exactly thing though– we basically only ever see him using the invisible laser gun, on fabric he is holding in his HAND! handheld stitchers are like, extremely limited in what they can actually do compared to a machine (and cutting table, and iron, etc) It’s just SO funny that star trek’s idea of future sewing was like, well one guy on the station gets a handheld magic gun that does everything 😌

(I bet it presses seams somehow too….)

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

this is literally the only compelling case for doctor kelas parmak being real like

who would win in a fight, the delicious trauma of parmak being dead as hell absolutely nonexistant OR the delectable drama of a man meeting the near-identical younger model he got traded out for

I can never decide!!!! both options are so great!!!!! two absolute cakes!!!

Honestly, if Kelas is real did used to date Garak that makes his POV on Julian even more hilarious.

Like, imagine not seeing your toxic ass ex for years, then he comes back from his state enforced trip abroad with a new boyfriend whose half his age and just happens to be a doctor like you. God he would be so catty, as he should

The "Deep Space Nine isn't interesting because they aren't going anywhere" complaint is so funny. Like, even ignoring that they do frequently go places, I don't watch Star Trek eagerly anticipating seeing what angle they filmed Vasquez Rocks from this week. I watch anticipating seeing a story, and while this may be shocking, stories can indeed happen in one place

why the fuck would I use AI to make background graphics for my fandom projects, when I can instead spend multiple hours using five different editing programs to make a single gif ! duh !!