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garak is a pathetic extremely mentally ill cringe gay man in his fourties who day drinks and abuses his prescription meds trying to fuck a twink 15~ years his junior. garak is an ex agent of a fascist state's secret police and has tortured and killed dozens of people. garak is cunty and flamboyant. garak is smarmy and a rude bitch and talks in stupid riddles. garak is terrifying. garak has done unforgivable things. garak is capable of change and kindness and affection. garak wants what's best for his fatherland. garak is a nationalist. garak wants desperately to be loved. garak cannot let anyone truly know him. garak cannot handle emotional intimacy. garak is ready to sacrifice himself for a higher purpose. garak is ready to sacrifice others for what he believes to be a higher purpose. but most importantly garak is a fucking lizard

finishing my first ever watch through of ds9 tonight (on the last three episodes) and I just... I don’t want it to end. I want more ;;

the only good news is after tonight I can dive all the way into the fandom without spoiler dodging o7

okay but what if the yamok sauce bottle is the cardassian equivalent of

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

one of the most underrated things about star trek is the way every other character is highly proficient in a truly random instrument. they're like broken little dnd characters with too many proficiencies. I love it.

this is literally the only compelling case for doctor kelas parmak being real like

who would win in a fight, the delicious trauma of parmak being dead as hell absolutely nonexistant OR the delectable drama of a man meeting the near-identical younger model he got traded out for

I can never decide!!!! both options are so great!!!!! two absolute cakes!!!

Honestly, if Kelas is real did used to date Garak that makes his POV on Julian even more hilarious.

Like, imagine not seeing your toxic ass ex for years, then he comes back from his state enforced trip abroad with a new boyfriend whose half his age and just happens to be a doctor like you. God he would be so catty, as he should

Julian should allow himself to stim. I think it would fix him

don't you feel ashamed of what you've done?

parents am i right

I literally laughed so hard making this edit I almost threw up