DERRY GIRLS Season One, Episode One

Frogs and toads are hilarious. They're just like

BrrEEeööööb... BreÖöööööp... BrrEEEeööööb... BreÖÖöööööp...

[starts violently smacking the shit out of this other frog with their slappy little hands just for being in smacking distance. Fuck you.]

snoopy moon landing commemorative coin, 1969

guys do not type 32 x 25 into a calculator its so fucking scary

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

just gonna say it: i despise spongebob & patrick. the only character i have any sympathy for is squidward. at least plankton has some passion for his work, mr krabs is a dirty capitalist exploiter. 

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

I am asexual, aromantic, and agender. I have made precisely one decision in my life, and that decision was "no".

A little rat with some Klimt-inspired doodles.

I never cease to be amazed at my ability to mess up my room in such a short time