Headcanon that Guillermo always purposefully walks faster when he’s on those little moving sidewalks at airports because the speed makes him feel just a little closer to being a vampire
Me every time a new song comes on at my first day of work since season 2: oh! It Is Them!
I am plagued with Thoughts (how even though I’m sad right now I have ridiculous amounts of trust in Neil Gaiman because we can’t possibly care about these characters more than the creator does and he can’t be able to leave them like this)
Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.
You ever notice something about someone because it looks like a feature on someone else but why did you notice it on either of them? Because I can think of two people who have the exactly same set of teeth. There’s a ratness to them
Knowing that taika based viago on his mum makes it so much funnier
Kurtis Conner’s video on goat story was a cultural reset
Love how Ed plans to use Stede’s mangled corpse to free himself from piracy and Stede ends up using a mangled corpse to free himself from the part of the world he doesn’t want to be in anymore
I overheard a conversation in a coffee shop today, so I just wanted to take this moment to remind everyone who may be struggling with this as we kick off pride month (or at any other time)
You are not selfish for being who you are and doing what makes you happy. Your parents are selfish for expecting you to be the person they want you to be.
Simon is an inherently fruity name. Simon Snow. Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda. Simon from Young Royals.