It's Fucking Jim Jams. I Would Make It Prison Currency (but I'll Have To Go To Prison For That)

It's fucking Jim jams. I would make it prison currency (but I'll have to go to prison for that)

desi culture is hiding jim jams (other biscuits as well, but specifically jim jams) from your siblings so you can eat them all yourself

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Desi Dark Academia

desi dark academia

“dust motes dancing like tiny burning stars in the morning light, stray strands of hair tumbling past their place behind ears, smudges of dark ink of fingertips pressing prints on stark paper, patches of spilled tea over an ending pile of homework, the smell of rotted books in a timeless library, the flash off light reflecting off the gold decorating your fingers, the flicker of candles with no shadow, the endless search for liminal places.”

"yo mr. white", "tell me, will", "louis, mon cher..." is my absolute favorite genre of posts followed closely by posts that try to explain anything the incomphrensible way kendall roy or dean winchester would say it.

Do you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you forget that straight people are a thing because I sure do

Commission - Castiel And Dean Downtime By DeanGrayson For ShortFuseTheLoneWolf! Please Do Not Repost.

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[The Post-reading Process] Andy Weir's The Martian

[The Post-reading Process] Andy Weir’s The Martian

The number of pirate ninjas it required for me to push myself to write this is insane.This is one reference that I kept going back to – coz its cool. Well, hello y’all. A long hiatus, a longer spell of depression later I’m back, with yet another book to regale. And this time, I’ve gone out of space. The Martian, by Andy Weir is one such sci-fi book that makes the point across the best way, with…

[The Post-reading Process] Andy Weir's The Martian

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You are the weakest member of a famous superheros family. Villains kidnapped you for a ransom, unfortunately hostage situations don’t work when your family is already neglecting you…

I'm future causality of the octopus war

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,

Then, he started to push boundaries.

Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,
Freelancing In Technical Theater Means You’re On A Lot Of Different Email Lists. People Need A Crew,

DUMBLEDOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE

harry potter was so messed up guys

not the book series

the character

he was so messed up like he lived in a closet and was hungry and treated like crap and no one helped him escape that life for a decade and then he finally gets to know his heritage and his family and oops kiddo you’re kind of famous?? wizard jesus??? so deal with that without any kind of adult guidance whatsoever you’re eleven and grew up in a house without any kind of emotional support you’re mature enough to handle that and THEN he finds out that he’s actually got people in this world that want him and want to love him and he finds out that… this world… hates them???  like one’s a werewolf and the other is a “criminal” and this world that celebrates his life hates the people that want to genuinely love him and care for him??? and the family that also loves and protects him are treated like crap because they are poor?????? and aren’t racist??? 

then he grows up a bit more and then suddenly he’s got this fuckin’ genocidal war lord out for his head specifically and he’s killing people and shit and NO ONE BELIEVES HIM they literally look at him like YEAH RIGHT YOU ARE JUST THE LITTLE BABY THAT SURVIVED A BAD NIGHT YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING and Harry’s like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

YOU KNOW WHAT NO FUCK YOU

and then he starts a club to teach kids… how to protect themselves?  Because he’s been let down by adults all his damn life so fuck them fuck them all he doesn’t need them they won’t listen to him so he’ll do what he can to protect these kids because the adults won’t do it it’s all on him he’s gotta do it he’s gotta

and then people that love him and want to protect him just for the sake of protecting a friend start dying one by one

and then he fuckin learns that all his fuckin life he’s been raised to be killed and he just

walks into the forest calmly 

and accepts it

WHAT THE FUCK 

So.... We'll never be able to give him up????

One day Rick Astley will die and noone will click on the article link

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