This Is The Most Evil Joltik I've Ever Seen

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

reblog if you would trade your beautiful perfect vagina for a flapping worm or a holo charizard. those are your only options.

this video plays in my head every time i do something horrible to one of my ocs

Nice to see that everyone is referring to the new pope by his chosen name.

🏳️‍⚧️ Do the same for trans people! 🏳️‍⚧️

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.