Everybody Always So Bold When Dunking From The Other Parallel Dimension 😔

i blacked out and when i woke up this was on my canvas

Knowledge is empowering

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

mm fulled of eggs

The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

It's okay he can say it

LIVE Shadow and Tails reaction:

The reference from the IDW comics

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

new roomie? pls 🥺?

Another awesome thing about her is that she’s bisexual and non-binary. She has a hoodie she routinely wears that says “I’m not a boy or girl I’m dead” with a skull wearing a crown theory the colors of the nonbinary flag in it. I once found nonbinary colored yarn at Joann’s and her reaction was “oh that one’s my favorite” (referring to the flag) and today while she was shopping she said

“Oh by the way I’m telling you this because the internet told me to but I’m sure you already know, I don’t care what gender you are, especially because I don’t technically have one”

She often makes jokes about threesomes with her friends, she has a “girlfriend” from her old job and refers to one of their friends that has the same name as my dad as her “second husband”

On my first day of cross country my dad said “don’t flirt with any boys” and my reply was ew and my mom immediately followed up with “don’t flirt with any girls”. I never had to come out to this woman she just went of vibes and has bought my pride stuff in the past.

We went to a pride fest thing because it was happening in the same city as a concert we were going to, she also took me to a pride march my partner at the time was holding and flipped off MULTIPLE people that were being dicks.

She’s literally amazing and I love her so fucking much

The sad part about my mom not posting on social media or really doing anything on it is that so many people are missing out on the absolute CUNT the woman serves on the daily.

Not like in the way she dresses but in like the way she ACTS. She is so sassy and it’s is so amazing. I’ll add more to this post as time goes on but right now there is one main thing in my mind that I just HAVE to put out there.

So I have a job. Which mean I make money. And my parents singed me up for a debit card. The plan was originally gonne be getting me a card with a limit of how much I can put on it, like a refillable visa gift card or something along those lines but they singed me up for a debit card instead because they didn’t really communicate beforehand.

So I have bad spending habits because of impulsivity and the fact that I have access to online shopping now. So over the span of three days I received 4 packages. I was in the car with my mom when we stopped at the mailbox and pulled one of them out and my response was very quickly “I don’t even remember what I bought” because I genuinely didn’t remember.

My mother reaction, no hesitation, was “you aren’t allowed to go online after taking your meds anymore” (referring to the very high power sleep meds I take because of chronic insomnia). I know reading it over text might not be as impactful to you guys but I was absolutely DYING laughing.

It got even better when the next day I got another package that I once again didn’t remember ordering and I SAID “yeah no I’m gonna start turning off my phone when I take my meds”

(Again you guys might not find this funny but I think it’s absolutely hilarious)