RYASSMEN CHEEKSKUNA IS ACTUALLY INSANE OH MY GOD But Also It Reminds Me Of This Gif

I need this plot injected into my veins tyvm

Actually, speaking of Obi-wan, my brain's been on some alternate order 66 codywan crack for like, the past day and a half.

cause, in the Clone Wars tv series, there's this line relating to the chips and 'the nightmare(s) is(are) over now' (it's been a really long time I can't remember the line exactly) and it's ingrained this idea that the clones actually suffer from nightmares as a side effect of the chips.

So picture this: Cody accidentally mentions the nightmares around Obi-wan, and because I need for him to for the ... "plot" to happen, Obi suggests a Force Thing that he learned in Jedi Therapy when he was a padawan (that he may or may not remember entirely correctly, which ever way is more helpful for the ... "plot")

and it's basically just dream sharing that allows Cody to lucid dream and over write his nightmares.

which incidentally over writes the chips.

which incidentally have a bluetooth connection and a program hierarchy and ongoing updates between them so Cody's "updated" order list (a series of dreams in which he has a good time actually) take precedent over the subordination chips and slowly the over written commands spread through the GAR like a silent viral infection.

Which would be fine for everyone involved except for one thing.

Order 66.

Because Order 66 in Cody's nightmares starts with Obi-wan lying dead in a puddle of his own blood. And he couldn't quite push past the horror and fear the image instilled in him, so Obi-wan was a little more hands on with that dream, and oh, it's not Obi lying dead in a puddle of blood, it's Obi sprawled in red silk telling Cody everything is going to be alright.

And then feelings... got a little heated and unlike many of the other dreams Obi-wan and Cody end up calling each other's names a lot.

(It is important to note, that in this scenario even though Obi-wan did step in, the mood and direction of the dream were still under Cody's control.)

Which is good because when order 66 is called by Palpatine, the entire GAR isn't focused on kriffing the nearest Jedi, ("Kriff the Jedi, all of them!") they're focused on making sure Cody kriffs Obi-wan (in red silk sheets) specifically.

And for that someone has to sit on Anakin for a few hours.

And kill Palpatine.

And make sure the war is mopped up.

(and red silk sheets are located)

Me and my pookie @rockingego have been coming up with a jjk baseball AU fic, here's my take on Suguru Geto as catcher, and Satoru Gojo as pitcher!

Yuuta for sure

who are you??

Ok why is it so hard to find internships for me. Like I'm supposed to find one for one of my classes and then I don't have to do anything schoolwork wise, but literally all of them are 18+ (I'm a highschool student) or their applications closed in like January for this coming year 😭 and there very little opportunities in the field I want to pursue anyways it makes me so mad

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Did their father even try

alright tiktokians who moved here, imma lay some ground rules.

one, this is my house, I can't do anything about the furniture.

two, you aren't actually forced to reblog. yes, it's like reposting. no, just because people tell you to reblog, you don't have to. yes, it's very nice if you reblog art, because sometimes people do that for a job.

three, tag your shit

four, you can cuss. you can say kill. you can say suicide.

five, you can be horny. I don't wanna see that shit. tag it properly.

six, no tagging inappropriately because I will run you over with my car.

seven, yes you can comment! No one uses these most times.

eight, you gotta build up your timeline baby girl, this ain't TikTok.

nine, yes you can privately reblog if you're embarrassed

and finally. Ten, there is nothing I can do about the hornbots.

what maul and savage were surprised to find was an unlikely ally in the form of marshal commander cody with a durasteel fucking chair

thank you for creating this menace @merlyn-bane