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Me : “Maybe I’m single because I’m asexual and aromantic ?”

Brain : “Maybe you’re single because you’re weird and nobody want you.”

Me : “… Maybe it’s both ?" 

Brain : "But mostly the second explanation, since you’re a true stupid romantic.”

I could fix him your honor

No way home came out and everybody immediately went "o am geeeee, it's Andrew fucking Garfield!" and obsessed over him for a month. The hype died down a little and after a brief moment of "okay now what?" we just collectively decided to rewatch the Daredevil netflix series. Hive mind at work.

Matt Murdock, lawyer by day, vigilante by night, manwhore by later night. In this dissertation I will point out some of the many instances of this man's slutty slutty tendencies:

1. Ass slapping

2. Neck choking (with multiple instances suggesting a kink)

3. Manspreading

4. Smirking when his boobs out

5. Flirting by saying things like this

6. Bragging about his prowess in bed by saying he's making women feel so good they don't bother getting curious about his many scars (This is actually not discussed enough like do y'all think he was talking smack or was he talking real here? I have almost no doubt he's VERY good in bed but I still need this peer-reviewed!)

Kripke has the opportunity to do the biggest bestest thing. On my knees praying that they kiss and fuck nasty style. Let them be gay for the most meta satire ever.

I heard that the Boys will have supernatural gays for the next season. It is kinda funny I hopw they make them actually gay

If they lose the opportunity to make them fuck on that show what's the point of anything really

birth of the bone-breaker | general kirigan

pairing: general kirigan x fem!reader

warnings: descriptions of blood and gore

word count: 2.3k

summary: soft times with the darkling as he comforts a traumatized grisha; in other words, a story in which a healer becomes something else and finds solace in the shadow summoner

author’s note: so so excited for shadow and bone season two. this one has been sitting in my drafts for a long time, and i’m happy to finally share it with y’all!

requests are open!

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You were dragged through the palace gates at Os Alta, your limp form tugged forward–and held up–by the red-clad Grisha on either side of you. You barely registered their forceful motions, keeping your chin tucked into your chest. It was sodden with dirt, blood, and what could only be assumed to be some other form of bodily matter. But that wasn’t a bother. You barely registered that either.

It had been a long enough journey, but you had not fought the Grisha hauling you by horse, carriage, and on foot. You weren’t a fighter by nature, and even so, any of the adrenaline that flowed through your veins had ebbed away. Besides, you deserved whatever they had planned for you. The iron grip of the Corporalniks prevented any attempt of a struggle. The black detailing of their keftas marked them as Heartrenders; they could take the air from your lungs or crush your heart in a matter of moments.

But you could do the same, couldn’t you?

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From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

Chris Evans looked good today. I didn’t see him.  But I know he damned well looked fine.