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[After Merlin finishes ranting about Arthur]

Gwen: Oh, I see what this is. You are in love with Arthur.

Merlin: What?

Gwen: Of course. It all adds up. I mean, you're obsessed with him.

Gwen: It's always "Arthur is a complete utter prat, why does he need me to be there for training when he always shows off his muscles, Arthur can't dress himself up and I have to subjected to seeing him naked everyday"

Gwen: It all adds up now. You want him!

Merlin: I n-no I disagree.....

[Merlin does anything]

Arthur: Oh, my God. You are so cute. You are so cute, it's gross. You disgust me. I love you. Get out of here. I never want to see you again. I love you so much.

I started watching Merlin under the assumption that I’d get some fun history nerd moments and that Merthur was just another fannon mlm ship with little canonical basis but HOLY SHIT I’ve literally seen cannon straight couples with less sexual tension than whatever the fuck those two had going on.

 “Ideologically I don’t agree with men but they kinda went off with Logan Lerman”

Y E S 

Shipname

Okay, so one of my friends started to write a Harry Potter x Percy Jackson fanfiction and I just called this ship Parry Pockson.

“It’s nice to have a friend” - Lover, Taylor Swift

I will be using all of these for the betterment of my mental health

Protective prompts:

“Get behind me.”

“Hold my hand, okay? It’s gonna be over soon.”

“Close your eyes for me love.”

“When I say run, I need you to do as I say without looking back and don’t wait for me.”

“It’s all going to okay, they would never hurt you again.”

“I swear to you, that as long as I’m alive I won’t let a single soul ever harm you.”

“Listen to me.  . . take deep breaths, yes follow my breathing just like that. There’s no need to panic, I’m right here now, aren’t I? You’re safe.”

“When you love something, you protect it with your entire life at stake, and right now, my guts tell me to do the same.”

“I’ll be back very soon, but don’t come out. Stay there hidden until I come back and try not to make a noise, hmm?” *forehead kisses being a must here*

“I’m so so sorry! I wish I would’ve never left you alone! If I knew this would happen, I would never leave you alone.”

I now headcanon that Arthur is colorblind because of all the continuous head trauma he has suffered throughout the years.

Wedding vowes

Arthur: I would die for you

Merlin: I would kill for you

Arthur: I would wage wars for you

Merlin: I would kill millions to be with you

Arthur: I would challenge the gods to be with you

Merlin: I would over throw the Gods and become their new ruler just for you

Arthur: I would sacrifice-

The rest of Camelot, whispering: What the actual fuc-