February 14th...
Hold Me Like A Grudge // I Am My Own Muse // Baby Annihilation // Fake Out // Flu Game // So Much (For) Stardust
[After Merlin finishes ranting about Arthur]
Gwen: Oh, I see what this is. You are in love with Arthur.
Merlin: What?
Gwen: Of course. It all adds up. I mean, you're obsessed with him.
Gwen: It's always "Arthur is a complete utter prat, why does he need me to be there for training when he always shows off his muscles, Arthur can't dress himself up and I have to subjected to seeing him naked everyday"
Gwen: It all adds up now. You want him!
Merlin: I n-no I disagree.....
Wedding vowes
Arthur: I would die for you
Merlin: I would kill for you
Arthur: I would wage wars for you
Merlin: I would kill millions to be with you
Arthur: I would challenge the gods to be with you
Merlin: I would over throw the Gods and become their new ruler just for you
Arthur: I would sacrifice-
The rest of Camelot, whispering: What the actual fuc-
Merlin: I don’t like privileged prats.
Arthur : *exists*
Merlin: Shit.
[Arthur accompanies Merlin for gathering herbs and sees Merlin slipping over a rock]
Arthur: Merlin you incompetent fool, can't you walk properly
Arthur, after realizing Merlin is actually hurt: SHIT MERLIN WE NEED TO GET YOU BACK TO SAFETY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU TO STAY ALIVE FOR ME MERLIN PLEASE-
Merlin: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Arthur : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Merlin: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Arthur : Is it working?
Innocent/awkward/confused Merlin with Competent/mature/commanding Arthur will always be my favorite characterization in Merthur fan fiction.
1,500-year-old Merlin explaining technology: I mean really Arthur this isn't rocket science
Newly Revived Arthur who has just learned what a phone is: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. A. ROCKET.
I started watching Merlin under the assumption that I’d get some fun history nerd moments and that Merthur was just another fannon mlm ship with little canonical basis but HOLY SHIT I’ve literally seen cannon straight couples with less sexual tension than whatever the fuck those two had going on.
Huge bbc merlin fan. that's it. that's my entire personality.
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