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I translated this chapter for a few friends on a discord server, but since I don't see a translated version online yet I thought I'd post it here! Please enjoy this new special chapter of Hetalia World Stars, Gangsta! (That's really the title) I'm really sorry if there are typos, the grammar is wrong or if it seems low-quality and unprofessional;; I did my best to get it across!

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haaai gaiz ive been collecting these sort of pages for my personal nefarious purposes and i Believe i have them all here so i will share because they're a bunch of really good cute references

What a whore🦅🦅🦅🦅

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merry christmas, please don’t call

AUSTRIA / YUMESHIP STUFFF

I love him so bad..my beautiful handsome wife

My HC Ivan Bio

Name: Ivan Braginsky

Age: 41 (Physical) 1163 (Actual)

Height: 7'4"

Appearance: Thick chubby build, with a plump and soft stomach, rounded but and big pecs, but has meaty thighs and thighs, sometimes grows body hair and a stubble in winter, scar on neck.

Hair Color: Ashen Blond

Eye Color: Violet

Sexuality: Gay

Relationships: Good friends to all the nations, especially Alfred, happily married to Yao Wang

Ivan is no longer the pipe wielding psychopath everyone thinks of him to be, he is just a misunderstood innocent soul, and despite what everyone things, he and Alfred are great friends, as Alfred helped him back on his feet when the Soviet Union collapsed, they they have a friendly rivalry every now and then. Ivan's sounds a bit like the Regular Show character, Nikolai/Thomas, Ivan has a better personality that what is in canon. Ivan is happily married to Yao and always keeps their wedding ring on his finger, he finds it adorable when Yao rests his head on his chubby belly, since Yao is a lot smaller than Ivan, he can pick him up in his arms as if he weighs nothing. Ivan does feel insecure about his body, but Yao always comforts him. The ideal honeymoon for Ivan and Yao is not to kill Alfred, but a simple picnic in the woods, Ivan keeps a promise to himself to always protect his beloved Yao from anyone and anything. Ivan does not know how to "KolKolKol" as he does not understand the meaning of it, but often times at World Conferences, the other nations will do it as a joke, much to his annoyance. Ivan does have the so-called "Magic Metal Pipe of Pain" but he actually uses it as a cheap walking staff he made himself for hiking, but that does not stop from very crazy people to do unspeakable acts with it. Ivan, if he's upset, like his canon counterpart, is unpredictable, but not in the way you think as he does not beat you to a bloody pulp, one moment he is smiling innocently, the next moment towering over you, yelling at you and saying how you are the lowest scum of the Earth. Sadly, since Ivan is big, he does have trouble finding comfortable clothes and often wardrobe malfunctions because he is so big, to he either knits his clothes himself or has someone tailor him, but that does not mean Alfred is safe, he has the same problems, but the two always give friendly jabs, with Ivan winning most time.

Stab a politician day!!!!

can we all talk about how prussias actual flag is so ugly

"Do none of you own a f*cking kettle!?!"

me when Spanish rock