Frighteningphallus - Sfw Blog Jumpscare

i’m kind of obsessed with the censored version of this tbh. gonna crop it so it’s just the thumbs up so i can use it as a reaction image

I FARTED: Here's What Happens Next.

awesome

Published in “Transvestia” magazine #38 (April 1966). I think original art could be by Bob Tupper.

You've been a Good cast-iron pan. Let Mommy take care of you... I'm going to Rub Oil all over you and Bake you at 230°C and you're going to like it... Badly behaved Pans go into the dishwasher and get Scrubbed with a Metal Sponge.

“my daughter is fine” Ma’am your son wants to dress up as a clown and have sex with another trans clown.

notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

oh no I don't have anything to confess to Father I just wanted to be in this little dark box with you :)