Villains Wiki Might Just Have Some Of The Funniest Out Of Context Screenshots On The Planet

Please God give me human followers again

I should get around to cleaning up my profile a bit; Adding tags to original posts and stuff like that

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

unicorn concept, horns are their own separate species, highly magical, nonsentient, driven by instinct, need to be inside of a living creature to get nutrients, stab into a horse head, make the HORSE sentient and magical by altering its brain.

and the symbiote horn gets nutrients from the horses body.

horse is not in pain.

though becoming suddenly sapient is very upsetting for a lot of them.

Paper Mario: Sticker Star was originally designed to include partners following Mario around during most of the gameplay, similar to Paper Mario and Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. In the finished game, Mario only occasionally has temporary followers, like Wiggler segments.

However, the camera system in the game has never been updated when the partners were removed, so in large areas in the finished game, the camera is always centered on the point between Mario and the spot where his partner would have been. This results in Mario being slightly off-center for most of the gameplay.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

I learned from Super Mario Bros. X

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

Uh oh! Eternal Halloween

:) trick or treat!!! (its still halloween in my timezone)

ITS LITERALLY NOT.