The Human Pet Guy Looks Like An Old Englishman With A Pipe Who Tells You Stories

"Being bi means all the attraction you feel is gay" NOT ME. All my attraction is not only hetero, it's hetero in the most off-putting way possible. I like men in the fetishistic yaoi fangirl way and I like women in the creepy mouth-breathing guy in your workplace way

this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????

mont mole maro

Comfort Food

Something I love about these two scenes is that it shows just how much influence his mother has on Luigi. If he takes after anyone when it came to his parents, then his mother is whom he takes after the most. He grew up around her kindness and learning by example, grew up around their mother’s amazing cooking and knows how comforting it can be.

To Luigi, when their mom brings them food, food means comfort, food means love and warmth. Food is their mothers way of showing them her love and her affection. So when Mario leaves the table, obviously very upset and frustrated. Luigi brings him food, he takes that positive influence from his mother and extends that to Mario.

He’s not only bringing Mario food to make sure Mario eats (that’s part of it cuz Luigi is a nurturer at heart) but also because he’s trying to comfort his big brother and make him feel better, and show him that he cares him and that he’s there for him. Which further shows how much Luigi loves Mario and how he does his best to comfort his brother anyway he can.

@pianokantzart and @multicolour-ink @jell-o101 @the-brucest-fan @roscolate since i know we all love our green bean

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

I hope all Big Movie Studio Executives lose their thumbs in a brutal fridge accident

Update from the WGA on negotiations

Had a dream I saw blog on tumblr with "irradiated blogs DNI" in the description and when I looked through their posts I discovered there were some blogs with "uranium code" in their css that would expose you to literal radiation if you looked at them.

Far-righters crazy

So what's the deal with those dudes who think they're attaining an ideal of manly manhoodliness from like a borderline to overt white male supremacy angle but they're also positive that looking at night pictures or masturbating will poison and devolve them like a scared Victorian era church boy. Wtf is that. Is that part of that Trad Life thing.

I learned from Super Mario Bros. X

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

The person I am arguing with just said that they will not be responding to me anymore because they decided that they 'don't have to justify anything anymore'; I guess I'll count this as a win?

I do have to advise everyone who sees this post to NOT go harass them, perhaps they are misguided, but I don't think they are a bad person, they're just doing what they think is right, even if it isn't; I doubt I have enough reach to really worry about anyone harassing them, but the world likes to throw a curveball sometimes.

If I ever get into a Tumblr argument again I'll probably make another blog just for arguments (and politics probably) so that my followers and mutuals don't have to worry about me going politics mode on their feeds.