Whatever Gender The Band Placebo Is, I'm In.

Instant comedy is drawing dad sandals on any animal ever.

Nachos and cheese, please 💛

Weekend at Bernie's is a really funny movie.

Starting to feel like a home. 🌿

It should be zero dollars for tampons and pads. And like $2 total for 20 items at a thrift store. The End.

I think diamonds are so dang boring. Propose to me with any gemstone that isn't clear/white/beige please and thank you!

I am trash, but I am good trash. The end.

I love how every picky eater knows that all forms of breaded boneless chicken and potatoes are the only things that truly matter to us.