Cant Even Enjoy Having A Crush When Youre Arospec Where Other People Are Giggling And Twirling Their

If I’m ever to actually make a comic I should learn how to draw more then just characters facing forward

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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering

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Redrawing something I drew a couple years ago. Improvement thingy!

Context: I was trying to draw these two being threatened with murder.

DEAR BABY ME - THEY ARE DYING; GIVE THEM SOME GOSHDARN EMOTIONS. THEY ARE NOT EMOTIONLESS SKIN HUSKS. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A FULL BODY VIEW, EITHER. CROP THINGS AND ZOOM IN, DEAR LORD.

They are on a phone call

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