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A small drawing of a One-short/fanfic(?) that I'm doing :D (I haven't finished it-)

It's going to have a little bit of Bill angst, idk (I'm not good at drawing)

Steve: After all...

Steve: You'll die alone Billy.

Hell yeah, I love the Bill angst ‼️‼️‼️

It's a story "Steve was there AU" x "Handyman Bill AU" (The idea is not mine, it came from a drawing of @meraki-sunset [also the creator of the AU of "Steve was there"])

God, how I love those two au's 👊

The drawing is not finished, but it gives an idea-

Also, the Steve in the drawing is not the normal one, it's a kind of hallucination (?) that Bill has about him between dreams (I'll give more context when I have the full story or I have more drawings 👍)

Edit: I FORGOT THE MARK ON THEIR BODIES 😭😭😭

Imagine if you met someone who can't eat watermelon. Not that they're allergic or unable somehow, but they just haven't figured out how to do that. So you're like "what the hell do you mean? it works just like eating anything else, you open your mouth, sink your teeth in, take a bite and chew. If you can bite, chew and swallow, you should be able to eat a watermelon."

And they agree that yes, they do know how to eat, in theory. The problem is the watermelon. Surely, if they figured out where to start, they'd figure out how to do it, but they have no clue how to get started with it.

This goes back and forth. No, it's not an emotional issue, they're not afraid of the watermelon. They can eat any other fruit, other sweet things, and other watery things ("it's watery?" they ask you). Is it the colour? Do they have a problem eating things that are green on the outside and red on the inside?

"It's red on the inside?"

Wait, they've never seen the inside? At this point you have to ask them how, exactly, they eat the watermelon. So to demonstrate, they take a whole, round, uncut watermelon, and try to bite straight into it. Even if they could bite through the crust, there's no way to get human jaws around it.

"Oh, you're supposed to cut it first. You cut the crust open and only chew through the insides."

And they had no idea. All their life this person has had no idea how to eat a watermelon, despite of being told again and again and again that it's easy, it's ridiculous to struggle with something so simple, there's no way that someone just can't eat a watermelon, how can you even mange to be bad at something as fucking simple as eating watermelon.

If someone can't do something after being repeatedly told to "just do it", there might be some key component missing that one side has no idea about, and the other side assumed was so obvious it goes without mention.

SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

I love how Defunctland is like "in order to describe the history of this one specific dark ride, I think I will recount the entire history of dark rides as a whole, starting with the American picnic trend in the 1800s" and I am like "oh YEAH let's have it!!! Gimme that information"

eeegulp

he's DONE!!!! *dies*

Extra info about me!

HI! I'M MAGGIE, MAX, SQUARE, AND THE OTHER STUFF I'M KNOWN BY!

BASIC INFORMATION:

Animator - I have a top-secret project in the works

Musician - I make music, not yet posted

Cartoonist

Fandom brainrot - I can't fit them here, and I can't think of them all at once

Teenager

Chronically online

She/her and they/them

FUN FACT CORNER:

I almost burned down a building once

I'm known for SCREECHING at the top of my lungs at random intervals

I'm obsessed with squares

I'm an expert at Thomas the Tank Engine fanfic

I play the bagpipes

My favorite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I like screaming at people on hotel balconies

My favorite show is Gravity Falls

I love writing about throwing children in meatgrinders

I'm the proud owner of 2 cats

I'm obsessed with a certain triangle man

My favorite food is salmon

My favorite song is 23 minutes long ("Echoes" by Pink Floyd)

I lived in Alaska for 7 years

I run on pure caffeine and the will of God

I like obscure 80s new wave bands

I like dad rock

I make really good cookies

I reproduce through mitosis

I like anything shiny and neon-colored

I worship an ancient Jewish carpenter; you might of heard of him

I don't know what I am, but I'm 95% sure I'm not neurotypical

I hate ceiling fans

I hate coconuts

*inhales* That's it.