Tsurumaru : Valentine’s Day Is Just A Consumerist Holiday That Holds No Real Value Other Than Drive

Who knows maybe he will do a sword dance as well

“After watching Touken MMDs, I really want Tsurumaru to organize a dance competition and just see some swords dance because…I need this…”

Incorrect Quotes With Paani,Kwazii,Tweak,And Captain Barnacles And Peso.

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Paani : Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Tweak: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Captain Barnacles : Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Kwazii: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Tweak: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Kwazii: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Paani: I handle our accounting.

- - -

Kwazii: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Paani. Except you!

Paani: But Kwazii, I think you're suspicious!

Kwazii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

- - -

Kwazii: The time to act is now.

Kwazii: Wink, wink.

Paani : Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Kwazii: Oh, sorry.

Kwazii: Wink.

- - -

Kwazii , watching power lines fall down: , Paani ! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

- - -

Paani : Damn, Tweak, are you secretly cool?

Tweak: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Paani : I do not.

- - -

Paani: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Peso: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Tweak: Drunk.

Kwazii: Wasted.

Captain Barnacles: Dead.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: I just want someone to take me out.

Paani: On a date?

Kwazii: With a sniper gun?

Tweak: Both if you're not a coward.

- - -

Paani : *Gives a bouquet to Kwazii*

Kwazii: You know I'm allergic.

Paani : That's the point.

- - -

Captain Barnacles : Didn't you die?!

Tweak: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

- - -

Tweak: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kwazii , they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Kwazii : I was doing both, for your information.

Paani: The first time Kwazii hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

- - -

Tweak: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Captain Barnacles: Uh, Kwazii and Paani are not getting along.

Tweak: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Captain Barnacles: You may have a point.

- - -

Tweak: War is heck!

- - -

Tweak: Kwazii's first detention, I'm so proud.

Paani: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Captain Barnacles : Because they're an idiot.

Peso, terrified: They can do that?

- - -

Tweak: What’s up with Kwazii? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Captain Barnacles: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Tweak: Why?

Captain Barnacles: Paani smiled at them.

- - -

Paani : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Kwazii: Yes?

Paani : We’re in too deep.

- - -

Tweak: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Kwazii: Um, murder???

Paani: Adventuring!

Captain Barnacles: Tuesday.

- - -

Peso: Good morning.

Captain Barnacles: Good morning.

Paani : Good morning.

Tweak: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Kwazii: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

- - -

Tweak: You have friends and I envy that.

Paani : You're welcome to share my friends.

Tweak: *looks at Captain Barnacles and Kwazii*

Tweak: I don't want those.

- - -

Kwazii: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Tweak: Not it!

Captain Barnacles: Not it!

Kwazii: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

- - -

Kwazii: ARE YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: IDIOT!

Captain Barnacles: …What was that?

Paani : Tweak banned Kwazii from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

- - -

Paani: You three, explain right now!

Captain Barnacles: It was Kwazii.

Tweak: It was Kwazii.

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: …fuck..

- - -

Tweak: How late were you up last night?

Captain Barnacles & Paani, in tandem: Me?

Tweak: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Tweak, to Kwazii: You.

- - -

Peso: Uh, Tweak? Kwazii is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Tweak: What?

Paani: I think Peso meant, Kwazii is drowning.

Tweak: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Kwazii: *is drowning*

Captain Barnacles: OH MY GOD, Kwazii! KEEP SWIMMING!

Kwazii: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii!

- - -

Tweak: Why is Kwazii crying on the floor?

Captain Barnacles: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Tweak: And?

Captain Barnacles: They got Paani

- - -

Tweak: I'm cold.

Paani: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Kwazii: I'm cold.

Captain Barnacles: I can't control the weather, Kwazii

- - -

Peso: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Captain Barnacles: IT.

Paani: Annabelle.

Tweak: Paranormal Activity.

Kwazii: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

- - -

Paani: Time for plan G.

Tweak: Don’t you mean plan B?

Paani: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Captain Barnacles : What about plan D?

Paani: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kwazii: What about plan E?

Paani: I’m hoping not to use it. Peso dies in plan E.

Peso: I like plan E.

- - -

Paani: You know, Tweak gives Captain Barnacles flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Kwazii: Okay.

*Later*

Kwazii: *gives Captain Barnacles flowers*

Captain Barnacles: ???

Kwazii: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

- - -

Kwazii: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tweak: Your happiness? I live for that.

Captain Barnacles: A room? Get one.

Paani: Hotel? Trivago.

- - -

Paani : We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Captain Barnacles : Well, that was entirely predictable.

Paani : One of them punched a gang member.

Captain Barnacles : Kwazii?

Paani : Tweak, actually.

Captain Barnacles : Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

- - -

Paani: Are we really going to let Captain Barnacles keep Kwazii?

Peso: We kept Tweak.

- - -

Tweak: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Peso: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Paani: I kicked Kwazii in the shin-

Kwazii: -So I kicked Paani between the legs.

Captain Barnacles: I burned a town down.

Tweak: What?!

Kwazii: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Captain Barnacles: A lot of things.

Paani: No shit.

- - -

Tweak: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Captain Barnacles: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Kwazii: Three of us saw it, Captain Barnacles. How do you explain that?

Captain Barnacles: *points at Peso* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kwazii* Paranoia. *points at Paani* Delusional personality disorder.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

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I think it will end badly

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* Well that’s what my mother says!

* Mom says I can have one when I’m older!

* Uuuuhhhhh

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He’s such a nerd and I love him for it

It's so fucking funny to me what direction they went with Tsubasa, in a good way, it's like, okay he's a flightless bird who wants to achieve his impossible dream to fly that fell through a riff in space-time and landed in the city, like, okay, sure.

And he seems overall pretty shy and anxious and that makes sense. His dream was considered silly and impossible by everyone around him and he's 12 it adds up.

But everything about him is just, so amusing to me. Like his first reaction when he saw Sora was to Jump Out Of The Window While Still Human. He looked at a giant storm in which he could die and thought that was the perfect weather for flying.

He's been staying on Earth for a whole year to research AERODYNAMICS! He has a MAKESHIFT RESEARCH LAB! THIS KID ALMOST DIED, WENT TO ANOTHER WORLD, AND INSTEAD OF GOING BACK HE THOUGHT: "Wait...this world can give the Scientific Knowledge Necessary to Achieve My Dreams!" And took an impromptu research trip.

HE SAW A GIANT UFO DESTROYING THE CITY AND WENT: How is that flying, that is not aerodynamically possible?!"

I hope every time a ranborg starts flying he runs the numbers in his head. Presumably he can fly in his Cure From and I hope he questions that too. I'm so excited for when he (probably) goes to school. Cause this is just, lovely characterization,

(I hope that he told his parents where he is...like I assume so but yknow)

Oh wow

Tsurumaru’s constant fear that he’s responsible for the fact that the Hojou clan all died, and that he thinks any bad circumstance that comes his way is his karma, and that he’s doomed to suffer just like his former masters did AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Koryuu: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.