Paul: That's Not Funny.

Incorrect Quotes With Paani,Kwazii,Tweak,And Captain Barnacles And Peso.

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Paani : Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Tweak: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Captain Barnacles : Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Kwazii: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Tweak: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Kwazii: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Paani: I handle our accounting.

- - -

Kwazii: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Paani. Except you!

Paani: But Kwazii, I think you're suspicious!

Kwazii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

- - -

Kwazii: The time to act is now.

Kwazii: Wink, wink.

Paani : Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Kwazii: Oh, sorry.

Kwazii: Wink.

- - -

Kwazii , watching power lines fall down: , Paani ! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

- - -

Paani : Damn, Tweak, are you secretly cool?

Tweak: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Paani : I do not.

- - -

Paani: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Peso: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Tweak: Drunk.

Kwazii: Wasted.

Captain Barnacles: Dead.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: I just want someone to take me out.

Paani: On a date?

Kwazii: With a sniper gun?

Tweak: Both if you're not a coward.

- - -

Paani : *Gives a bouquet to Kwazii*

Kwazii: You know I'm allergic.

Paani : That's the point.

- - -

Captain Barnacles : Didn't you die?!

Tweak: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

- - -

Tweak: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kwazii , they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Kwazii : I was doing both, for your information.

Paani: The first time Kwazii hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

- - -

Tweak: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Captain Barnacles: Uh, Kwazii and Paani are not getting along.

Tweak: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Captain Barnacles: You may have a point.

- - -

Tweak: War is heck!

- - -

Tweak: Kwazii's first detention, I'm so proud.

Paani: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Captain Barnacles : Because they're an idiot.

Peso, terrified: They can do that?

- - -

Tweak: What’s up with Kwazii? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Captain Barnacles: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Tweak: Why?

Captain Barnacles: Paani smiled at them.

- - -

Paani : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Kwazii: Yes?

Paani : We’re in too deep.

- - -

Tweak: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Kwazii: Um, murder???

Paani: Adventuring!

Captain Barnacles: Tuesday.

- - -

Peso: Good morning.

Captain Barnacles: Good morning.

Paani : Good morning.

Tweak: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Kwazii: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

- - -

Tweak: You have friends and I envy that.

Paani : You're welcome to share my friends.

Tweak: *looks at Captain Barnacles and Kwazii*

Tweak: I don't want those.

- - -

Kwazii: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Tweak: Not it!

Captain Barnacles: Not it!

Kwazii: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

- - -

Kwazii: ARE YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: IDIOT!

Captain Barnacles: …What was that?

Paani : Tweak banned Kwazii from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

- - -

Paani: You three, explain right now!

Captain Barnacles: It was Kwazii.

Tweak: It was Kwazii.

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: …fuck..

- - -

Tweak: How late were you up last night?

Captain Barnacles & Paani, in tandem: Me?

Tweak: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Tweak, to Kwazii: You.

- - -

Peso: Uh, Tweak? Kwazii is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Tweak: What?

Paani: I think Peso meant, Kwazii is drowning.

Tweak: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Kwazii: *is drowning*

Captain Barnacles: OH MY GOD, Kwazii! KEEP SWIMMING!

Kwazii: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii!

- - -

Tweak: Why is Kwazii crying on the floor?

Captain Barnacles: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Tweak: And?

Captain Barnacles: They got Paani

- - -

Tweak: I'm cold.

Paani: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Kwazii: I'm cold.

Captain Barnacles: I can't control the weather, Kwazii

- - -

Peso: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Captain Barnacles: IT.

Paani: Annabelle.

Tweak: Paranormal Activity.

Kwazii: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

- - -

Paani: Time for plan G.

Tweak: Don’t you mean plan B?

Paani: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Captain Barnacles : What about plan D?

Paani: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kwazii: What about plan E?

Paani: I’m hoping not to use it. Peso dies in plan E.

Peso: I like plan E.

- - -

Paani: You know, Tweak gives Captain Barnacles flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Kwazii: Okay.

*Later*

Kwazii: *gives Captain Barnacles flowers*

Captain Barnacles: ???

Kwazii: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

- - -

Kwazii: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tweak: Your happiness? I live for that.

Captain Barnacles: A room? Get one.

Paani: Hotel? Trivago.

- - -

Paani : We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Captain Barnacles : Well, that was entirely predictable.

Paani : One of them punched a gang member.

Captain Barnacles : Kwazii?

Paani : Tweak, actually.

Captain Barnacles : Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

- - -

Paani: Are we really going to let Captain Barnacles keep Kwazii?

Peso: We kept Tweak.

- - -

Tweak: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Peso: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Paani: I kicked Kwazii in the shin-

Kwazii: -So I kicked Paani between the legs.

Captain Barnacles: I burned a town down.

Tweak: What?!

Kwazii: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Captain Barnacles: A lot of things.

Paani: No shit.

- - -

Tweak: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Captain Barnacles: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Kwazii: Three of us saw it, Captain Barnacles. How do you explain that?

Captain Barnacles: *points at Peso* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kwazii* Paranoia. *points at Paani* Delusional personality disorder.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

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My babies have terrible and tragic pasts but will continue fighting on so more people don’t suffer

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “FORMER MASTER”

SHINSENGUMI PERISHING?

SAKAMOTO RYOMA’S DEATH?

HONNOUJI OR SHIMOTSUKI INCIDENT?

ALL SWORDS IN 2ND UNIT GOT A TERRIBLE PAST WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO DO UFOTABLE

I love these headcanons

TKRB HCs

Okay, yeah I'm joining the train.

Warning/s: Some hcs might get depressing/problematic, also I'm slightly self reflecting on some characters.

Souza and Mitsutada often cat fights with Hasebe.

And when Mitsutada and Hasebe fights you do not want to get in the crossfire. The last poor toudan that tried to break them up ended up in the repair room (that poor toudan was Okurikara).

Sada likes to bully Okurikara. Mitsutada doesn't know about this, but Tsurumaru does and he kept reprimanding Sada to stop.

Sada calls Hakata nerd. Hakata hates the nickname.

Kenshin is like the "ikemen" of the tantous, he is also much braver and more mature than he shows.

The tantous may look and act like kids, but they are still hundreds of years old, so don't be surprised if they show some knowledge on adult topics.

Hasebe dislikes kids, and his relationship with the Kuroda tantous are quite distant.

Gokotai is the youngest of the tt appearance wise.

The swords often asked the saniwa about modern topics. When it comes to history and fighting HRA they are pretty knowledgeable, but when it comes to modern things and concepts they are still learning how to adapt.

One time Kashuu and Mitsutada gets a pimple for the first time. They refused to talk about that day (and if you try to ask about it it will be straight to the repair room for you).

All of the toudans likes to gossip.

Tsurumaru is actually pretty wise and smart, and everyone gets surprised whenever he gets all serious.

Aizen has some inferiority complex because Akashi always act like he prefers Hotarumaru more than him.

Urashima is somewhat of a stepford smiler. I mean, his only two brothers fights like a married couple on the brink of divorce, not to mention one of them dislikes and bullies the other, I'd be more surprised if he really was all sunshine and smiles.

Sada curses when Mitsutada isn't around. He said he learns it from Okurikara but really he learns it all by himself. 

The toudans have no concept of gender because originally they were genderless objects. Like, most of them do identify as male but that is only because they are manifested with a male body, I don't know how to explain this correctly but if there is a term for someone who is both agender and genderfluid then that is them. (I could elaborate on this more but that would require an entirely different post).

Otegine, Akashi, and Okurikara are the terrible at babysitting trio.

The toudans can regrew their limbs. All you gotta do is just put them in the repair room for several hours and they will have all their limbs intact again.

No way! You’re the owner of GZTale?

Ayo Papyruz do be kinda hot tho Submitter by @paypurrcutz

It’s so adorable

Yes he’s a cinnamon roll🌻

Touken Ranbu: Hanamaru 🌸

Tsurumaru Kuninaga || Ep2

Luke is also cool

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I do not own this comic all credit goes to @golzy. The original comic was deleted whit the creator Tumbrl and Deviantart by @golzy himself

He did tell he won’t die five minutes in he’s dead :)

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Yes they used their heads physically lol

Looks like both Kanesada like to use their heads XD

I want to see the honnouji and shimotsuki incident in the anime

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “FORMER MASTER”

SHINSENGUMI PERISHING?

SAKAMOTO RYOMA’S DEATH?

HONNOUJI OR SHIMOTSUKI INCIDENT?

ALL SWORDS IN 2ND UNIT GOT A TERRIBLE PAST WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO DO UFOTABLE