POV; You Call Soap ‘Johnny’

this is one of the funniest shot compositions in the entire show.

why are we being assaulted by wilson’s dancing taking up an entire third of the screen. why is chase concealed behind him. why is house just letting this happen.

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

Many faces of John "Soap" MacTavish

concerned and confused, my favorite genre of wilson

house is insane. He calls remy 13 as if shes still just a number to him but also treats her like his kid half the time. He was the only one not to write kutner an obituary but his death hit him so hard he ended up in the psych ward. He faked DNA evidence in court to save a guy he actively dislikes half the time. Hes the most selfish man alive and he blames himself for everything. Hes constantly meddling in his fellows and friends lives because he doesnt know how to actually be involved with people in any way other than Scheming and Plotting. And every time he tries to get better he gets beaten back into being a miserable old man

When you have paperwork to do but your Sergeant is... Uncooperative.

migraines got to me, tried to distract myself

Da boiz at da beach!!!

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the funniest bits of house really ARE filmed like a mockumentary. the way the camera is moving around as taub awkwardly goes “um. i would like to buy some cocaine please” its SO giving the office