Tiny Pillow For George 🐈

tweets like this are my pet peeve. just throwing silly words together in a way that’s supposed to sound hyperspecific but does not in fact evoke anything recognizable

Belphie’s punishment when he does bad shit is that I pick him up and squeeze him against my face and kiss his forehead repeatedly while he wriggles. and you wouldn’t think this would be effective, but his crime rate has lowered by 0%

Where are his eyes?

Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.

someone please help me translate Chinese crochet patterns they are so cute

so far i’ve figured out that

X = single crochet

T = half double crochet

here’s another example

Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

By Mj.majcha on Instagram.

Me, on a ferry on a very cloudy/foggy lake: I’m so Peter Lucas coded