Logan And Wade In The Honda Odyssey, A Sex Metaphor:

Canon TMA facts that give me serotonin, for some reason:

Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.

Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.

A statement giver's mate fell in love with a beetle and married her.

Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.

There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.

Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.

Jon once said 'lol'.

The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.

Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.

Martin is an arsonist.

A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.

Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.

No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.

Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.

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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

Major spoilers for The Magnus Archives / The Magnus Protocal:

I seen everyone talking about Celia being suspicious as heck, but one thing I haven't seen anyone talk about was the military group in the latest episode [Give and Take <7>]. Perhaps I am wrong but I think I finally figured out the titular protocol.

It is to stop a mass ritual.

After all it is called the Magnus Protocal after the man himself who constructed the first successful mass ritual we are aware of and in the latest episode was a group of various avatars working together for some strange reason. My assumption is that it was an attempt at a mass ritual which was stopped via the hired military contractors and which the protocal is hinged on.

The man questions I have is if Lena may not be a eye avatar, but instead a web avatar or perhaps who's boss is one. As the web would have a vested intrest to insure they will not be trapped in this reality.

Au where everything is the same except Elias will randomly shout “It’s beholdin’ time”. No other characters acknowledge this and it has no impact on the plot

that’s what I’m talking about!!!!!!!!!

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk