Chickens In Love

they`re discussing funding

bonus

Headcanon: Jonah Magnus had one of those 200 year bonsai trees that he'd been growing his whole life and it was his only friend. Sometimes he monologued at it.

Working on something rn, so have a sketch in the meantime <33

Martin when his special lil boy ™ was busy archivisting innocents in the Eyepocalypse

Vampire au with lonelyeyes, and a little wrong Lukas

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!

We know that avatars of the Eye don’t always use their powers consciously and sometimes don’t control what they Know at all, so like. Do you think Jon, Elias or Gertrude were ever just on the bus and suddenly got the Sold to One Direction fanfiction the person next to them was reading blasted straight into their brain or something